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At a crossroads in life, not sure what it will bring,
but ready to tell you all about it.
I’m obsessed with MM. Partly because I’m hooked on Smash. (guilty as charged)
I keep researching her. And watching and listening to her interviews.
Wow.
Well, I did it.
I managed to save my relationship, pass all my classes, stay up-to-date with 10 TV shows, and become a certified public school teacher all in 5 months.
Go me.
Now it’s on to finding a career.
Luckily, the boyfriend just recently asked me to find jobs near his graduate school.
Who knows what this upcoming adventure will bring.
Also I’ll be alumni-ing it up over graduation weekend. I want my hat and pin.
(via cake-in-a-cup)
a storm is brewing. a life altering, sadness-inducing, catastrophe. I can sense these things before they start. I don’t know when it will strike, but it will. It always does.
It’s time to put the sail down and ride out the waves.
I’ll examine the wreckage later.
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Oh at least you have a circle, Glasgow. We’d LOVE to have a circle. I’d even settle for a single line connecting two dots. But no. Nothing.
Fun fact: all of time exists in that little web of train lines in Boston. The MBTA can trap time.
Bahahah Nice to see the Clockwork Orange is represented somewhere. I miss Glasgow…kind of…
In every relationship, we must sacrifice things. It’s only natural for us as human beings to disagree. In order to happily care about another person, we have to give up some things that at one point may have seemed so important to us. As we realize the happiness that comes with being in a… this was my weekend. love on the rocks. ain’t no surprise. pour me a drink. and i’ll tell you some lies. (Source: k4tskr4dle)
#teacherlife
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Brought to you as part of my ongoing series, “Deep Thoughts From A Graduate Student.” Be sure to stay tuned for more quality programming.
Oh god, I’m dying right now because my side hurts so much.
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. I love you!
Just decided that I’m going to give 10 extra credit points to students who wipe out humanity and beat the game Pandemic II

They have to take a screen shot of the win, name their virus something related to The Odyssey, and email it to me to receive credit.
BAM. I’m an awesome teacher.
Wassup playaz…I wanna thank tha Lord Jesus Christ for blessin’ us with dis here pimpin. Without him I wouldn’t be able to go hard on a bitch for my fiscal health. I sent out my harem of bitches to hump up my mortgage money about an hour ago, so I got some time to get into some fan-mail. Jonathan… As I read this all I can hear is Kat Williams saying this as Apimpnamedslickback from The Boondocks.